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my heart tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear:

"don't be a pussy all your life"

Name:
tiny doomsday scoreboard
Birthdate:
23 March 1989
Location:
Ho-Flo
External Services:
  • zoundsbooth@livejournal.com
  • candelariochalk AIM status
  • buttpants
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VERILY THOU ART MURDERFLIES THIS DAY
(s)wordplay, accordion keys, admitting to masturbation, ample nacelles, an orgy of sequins, assorted gerunds, blank land, bob fossil, bones/deets, bowties, brains, breaking the fourth wall, brendon small, bro puns, calming a llama down, cheap books, comics, dean venture, delicately-soaping-down-another-man, elderly motorcyclists, epaulets, faces, feather pluckin', frissons, gay renaissance painters, gilbert & sullivan, guy ripley's true things, harmonicas, hf class of 1971, hibernation, hitting things with sticks, hoopy froods, hugs, jeeves, jesus, libraries, lying supine, multiple versions of songs, my chicago impediment, naboo's miracle wax, naming bands, one big defense mechanism, otis redding, outdated nonfiction books, p (as in pshrimp), people standing close together, rainbow pens, reading out loud, rhymin' simon, robot devil, sea dad, shy shitter shyndrome, sister wendy, speedily forgotten improv songs, speedsuits, starfleet regulation slacks, stephen fry, sweet lady logic, the ardy that rocks-the-party, the british royal navy, the devil's interval, the emotionally-unavailable intros round, the früvous quill, the lord high everything-else, tits & ass, unfortunate sweaters, werther's originals, wildlife documentaries, yossarian

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